LOL, Chinese joke
Thursday, September 26th, 2024 11:42![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
This essay is apparently circling Chinese TikTok:
《命运》
同样是豆子,凭什么红豆配相思,绿豆只能配王八?
后来才知道红豆味苦有小毒,而绿豆清热解毒还祛火。红豆越煮约苦,王八越炖越补。
故而相思味苦,王八大补,相思一文不值,王八一斤八十。
I wanna shove this into some fic writer's faces.