九九八十一

[cashew]

So, way back when during pre-pandemic times, Bilibili had a competition for lyrics on a piece of music now known as 九九八十一 (9x9=81). The winning lyrics used Journey to the West as inspiration and pretty much summarized the story from beginning to end.

Here is the original song.

Obviously, this means there must be remixes.

Post-90s anime version.

Chinese history version.

Physics version.

Biology version.

Paleontology version.

Sadly, the chem versions are really bad.

There's other versions, too, but these I find to be the most hilarious.